Dear Pa - 2

Dear Pa,

 

Sorry to hear you are a feeling poorly.  I didn’t know ma would git sos mad at my sgestion of ya’all trying the ‘blow job’.  Ya shoulda known to duck as soons you saw her eyes change color.  Ya know she throws things when that happens and ya have to duck. Bet ya wasa going for yor zipper and didn’t knowdice the frying pan. 

 

Well nuff about that, ya’all never guess what I’ve lerned since my last letter.  Well I was in my room with Honey, member I mentioned her in my last letter, well we was a sitting on the bed when she turns a nob on the radio and this picture comes on.  Yeah a picture on the radio, she calls it a T and V and this here T and V has people having sex on it.  It was like sittin on the porch watching the animals go at it only better. 

 

“Watch this sos you can learn,” she says to me.  “You know like school.”

 

“I already knows bout sex, and I gadgeated sixth grade sos I don’t need no more schoolin” I tell her right back.  No sooners the words gone from my mouth then I sees something I aint never seen afore.

 

This here necked woman on the T and V is bending over the necked man on the bed like shes goina give him a ‘blow job’ only she doesn’t.  She take a balloon offen the table and puts it on his dick.  I swears to heaven dad I haven’t been a drinkin she really puts it on his dick and it barley fits. 

 

“What she doin that for?” I ask Honey

 

“Take your clothes off an I’ll show ya,”  I look over and she is holding one of these balloon things in her hand.

 

Well now I wasn’t lettin her near me with that thing; “ahh” I hear comin from the T and V and I look over, now if that lady wasn’t sittin on his balloon wrapped dick my name isn’t Bubba.  You never seen me move as fast as I did to git my clothes off sos she could cover me with the balloon. 

 

No sooner she got it on then she was sittin on it, her pussy all wraped around it and moanin just like the other girl.  She was a muvin so hard and fast I didn’t have time to do more then lay there and enjoy the ride.  She rode me up and down and around in circles until I forgot every thing I learned from the McCalls.  All of a sudden she yelled and clamped down on me an I couldn’t hold on and came all up inside a her. 

 

As soon as everything calmed down, ceptin on the T and V, how do the last so long?, she slid offin me and took the  balloon off.  She says it was for protection sos she don’t git pregnant and that’s fine by me. 

I’ll go now but will write later with more news from the big city.  I’m send ya a whole carton of these here balloons for the McCalls.

 

Bubba

 

P.S.  Honey says ta tell ya they arn't called balloons, they're condums.